Feb
4
birthday boy with creepy facial hair in elevator. face distorted by iphone.
painfully awkward
"man it's hard to stand up straight all of the time"
Sep
11
This asshole took ten minutes to pick up his dry cleaning which appears to consist of a jacket fit for a riverboat blackjack dealer.
Sep
8
Art the Garbage Man Can Appreciate - NYTimes.com
this is a nice story about the guy who painted the painting I keep I have above the couch in my apartment.
Why I will be late to work on Wednesday.
Aug
30
This is the person who sat in front of me on my plane ride. He talks like a woman and also talks too much. His behavior reminds me that I need to quickly make enough money to not fly commercial.
Aug
26
ABC Family: Greek - Official TV Show Website
greek is back. it’s a terrific show that reminds me of what i always thought college was going to be like
just wondering
the iphone 3g has been working much better for me and probably a lot of other people this week, yet i am yet to read anything about the improvement on the same pages that criticized the phone last week. when will people learn it is ok to complain when things go badly, but only if you compliment when things are going well? at least if you are a decent person, which maybe many of you might not be.
City Fits, Eventually, for New Arrivals - NYTimes.com
i may have had the moment the article describes tonight as i wanted to stab a homeless man while exiting the f/v train stop. nevermind, that was a decsription provided by bret easton ellis.
“time wounds all heels”
originally credited to jane ace, but made famous by john lennon upon receiving the verdict that he was allowed to stay in america.
donnie is wigged because:
a) he is donnie
b) he is at a wedding
c) he is donnie at a wedding
other possible captions: “old friends,” mitch experiences what it is like to be tallest, a drunken punchup at a wedding, “hang the dj, hang the dj hang the dj…hang the dj!
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